What is a Penny Theater?

I was working in our Shirlington showroom a few months ago when I received a rather odd phone call.  One of our previous customers was entering to win a grant from the American Physical Society.  This was not a typical type of phone call.

He was entering the grant with the help of his family to win money to build a new, improved Penny Theater for the Noyes Children’s Library Foundation and was hoping we would help.  I told him I was interested but I did not have a clue what a Penny Theater was… do you?

Long story short the Noyes Children’s Library Foundation and this wonderful family use the Penny Theater to teach children all kinds of lessons.  The theater is small enough to be carried from one place to another yet large enough to host a whole play on it using small caricatures.

I and the rest of Hardwood Artisans believe education very important.  If you are learning the mathematics of building hardwood furniture, why the sky is blue or the technique of social marketing it is important to keep on learning.  I knew Hardwood Artisans had to help with this great project.  I knew we could build an enhanced, updated an perfect Penny Theater.  Here is what an older one looks like:

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Does it Fluff, or Does it Bite?

Founder and General Manager Greg Gloor really wants to know.  We had a marketing meeting this week about the goals for this blog, and Greg was brutally honest with me, the freelancer who writes most of the posts these days.

My services cost about a quarter of what it costs them to place their regular ads in The Washington Post.  Will the blog then show a quarter of the sales results?  Does increased traffic to the blog mean increased sales?

None of us can really tell at this point. (ouch)

So we set our sights on content, and what has been effective in the past.  Of the times Hardwood Artisans has been featured in The Washington Post, Greg said, the stories that have produced customers weren’t those that touted the pretty furniture – the fluffy stuff, in other words.  The stories that “bit” – that brought people through the door – were the ones that were printed in the business section.

This article that talked about Greg’s money management was particularly revealing.  Needless to say, he doesn’t spend a nickel without being ruthlessly sure that it will help his company.

Will pictures of pretty furniture do it?  Or tales from behind the scenes?

“What are the incompetencies?”  Greg asks.  “What are our vulnerabilities, strengths, and idiosyncrasies?  This is the way it is for most companies – it’s a little big gnarly,” he adds, noting that no business is the shiny, tidy, perfect picture you see in the ads. “It is what it is.” 

Then he starts talking about Metallica.  The metal band’s documentary, “Some Kind of Monster,” struck of chord with Greg – who is not exactly a huge fan of the music.  He loved seeing the real people in the business and creative meetings offstage, and their though process behind the music.

Metallica

Metallica

 

Same thing with Michael Jackson’s “This Is It.”  We meet the man and the creative minds behind the tour that never was, rather than the tabloid version of him.

 

Michael Jacksons, This is it.

Michael Jackson's, "This is it."

 

So, Greg, do you see yourself as a James Hetfield, Metallica’s lead singer, or the King of Pop?  Maybe not, but perhaps we can get insights out of you that most casual Hardwood Artisans customers might not know about.

A Chat with Matt Donohue, the Winner of Shop Time with Greg Gloor

Besides the owners’ saw-cutting at the grand opening of our Fairfax showroom last weekend,

Owners (left to right): John Hillgren, John Buss, Mark Gatterdam, Ricardo Berrum, Kevin Carlson, Curt Smay

Owners (left to right): John Hillgren, John Buss, Mark Gatterdam, Ricardo Berrum, Kevin Carlson, Curt Smay

Hardwood Artisans version of a ribbon-cutting

Hardwood Artisans version of a "ribbon-cutting"

One of the highlights of the afternoon was the auction of 30 hours in our Woodbridge shop with general manager Greg Gloor.

Greg Gloor, Matt Donohue, and auctioneer Stan Schelhorn

Greg Gloor, Matt Donohue, and auctioneer Stan Schelhorn

Of 15 bidders, Matt Donohue placed the winning bid at $1,650 – a real bargain, he said, since few finished pieces of Hardwood Artisans furniture cost so little, and on top of that, he gets shop time with one of the masters to build his own piece.

Matt is a budget analyst for the Army by day, but in his free time he loves to do woodworking in his basement shop in Burke, VA. Keep reading for a full interview on what he wants to do with his prize.

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